Fanfiction

So after I saw this thread and noticing that almost all posts contained an image as the posts' content, I decided to do things a little different and write a fanfiction about some flame instead. In this case, I decided to use the Hopping Flame from SMW, and Mario of course. After an half hour of writing, the result was rather interesting.

It is Christmas Eve. Everything is covered in a blanket of snow. Mario found it a fine day to take a stroll through the snow. However, Bowser's minions are still wandering around, one of them being Hopping Flame.

Hopping Flame is a proud hopping flame. In fact, he is the mightiest among his brothers. Every day he would hop around mindlessly, and whenever he saw Mario, his flames would burn brighter and stronger, leaving behind smaller, hazardous flames. No hopping flame could match his might, and nothing is able to extinguish him. However, nobody knew that Hopping Flame secretly wanted to be friends with Mario.

Hopping Flame saw Mario walking around. He prepared to approach Mario as he headed his way. He knew that it was finally the moment to talk to Mario. However, Hopping Flame didn't know what to do besides jumping towards Mario and leaving behind more flames. He started jumping towards Mario with a big smile on his face, while leaving behind smaller smiling flames. The area shortly became a spreading sea of smiling, seemingly inextinguishable flames. All the snow around the area started to melt. Mario noticed the rather intimidating scenery instantly.

"What... what are you doing to the beautiful snow?!" Mario said. He hit a [?] box above his head. A cape feather appeared. He devoured the feather in a blink of an eye, just like a muncher devouring Mario. Smoke started to surround Mario. Once the smoke cleared up, Mario re-appeared with a cape on his back. "I have to extinguish your flames!" he said.

Hopping Flame mindlessly jumped towards Mario, as he thought he wouldn't get another chance to ever meet Mario again. As he approached Mario, his fiery body became bigger and his flames lit more fierce. He eventually came face to face with Mario.

In one swift spin, Mario sent a sharp shockwave with his cape, and cut Hopping Flame through the middle effortlessly. The shockwave continued, cutting through the leftover flames and the trees ahead. A thundering roar could be heard seconds later, and the ground shook like it was the end of the world.

With a sad look on his face, Hopping Flame barely uttered "I just wanted to be friends...", he then expired on the ground and disappeared completely.

Hopping Flame was never seen again.

The end.

Also, years ago (like around when I joined SMWCentral), I found a thread where the main topic was a fanfic generator. It's this generator. Too bad it has limit presets, but the output is always interesting. Today I messed around with it, and I got some hilarious results when I put me as the protagonist, and S.N.N. as my love interest, for example:

"On the eighth night, S.N.N. climbed into bed with Ersanio. He burrowed under the covers and passionately slapped Ersanio's buttocks. It made Ersanio giggle and he cuddled close to S.N.N., stroking his penis and singing seductively to him."

Where SNN is actually a muncher in this case but still. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes straight.

This fanfiction stuff kind of got me interested in writing more fanfics. I just hope I won't get lazy. :D

Also, yes. The blog is semi-dead. Nothing interesting has been happening recently.